Best Women to Marry
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their
honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Amdon the Bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Amdon showed them to their room and
thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot
to trot".
The second man married a telephone operator. Amdon showed them to
their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone
operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button…".
The third man married a school teacher. Amdon showed them to their room and
thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid".
The next morning Amdon reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other
two would call much later in the day.
6:00 a.m.
———
The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's
husband opened the door and Amdon stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas
were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Amdon asked, "What happened
sir? You married a nurse.
The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard
last night was her nagging voice saying " you're not sanitary, you're
not sanitary".
Amdon went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.
6:30 a.m.
——–
The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Amdon brings it as
fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Amdon
stepped back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed
and pressed. Amdon asks," What happened? Telephone operators are suppose
to be as sexy as their voices."
The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator.
All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "your three minutes
are up, your three minutes are up."
Amdon went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will
be calling any minute.
4:30 p.m.
——–
The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Amdon can't believe it but
quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door
and Amdon took a step back in shock. He wore only his boxers and his hair
was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Amdon
fearing the worst asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"
The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure
to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth
voice saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get it
right."
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